If Guilt was a person... | If Guilt was a person, they would most definitely be a girl. They would be seductive, powerful beyond containment, and dangerous. Insatiable for the indescribable pain of others, Guilt is the person who would stand over your grave and laugh. She’d spit upon your coffin before dropping a dead rose on the mahogany case, before they filled the hole up with dirt and you’ll be within the ground, completely forgotten. She’d even fake to shed a tear at your wake and proceed to tell everyone about your darkest secrets – the ones you couldn’t even tell your partner of five years. Guilt is the one person you don't want attending your funeral.